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catgirlbutthole
zvaigzdelasas

13 Jul 23

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zvaigzdelasas

#tag edit. the article mostly talks abt concerns over delayed medical equipment which actually does suckALT

yes that's how bourgeois media tries to trick workers into being against strikes. Any delays are solely due to United Parcels Service incorporated not properly paying their workers.

By not negotiating, the company - hand-in-hand with the bourgeois media trying to make that the sob story - are actually holding medical equipment for ransom.

teaboot
all-pacas

god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

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(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

vaiyamagic

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If I don't ask if she's a baby how will I know? 🤨
ruisa-faa

shoveitshovel asked:

can you post that video of that anti-immigration guy getting egged on camera

batshit-auspol answered:

March 2019: Senator Frasier Anning outs himself as a Neo-Nazi after making disparaging remarks about a shooting at a mosque. In response a teenager approached him at a press conference and cracked an egg on his head.

The elated public widely hailed the newly dubbed national hero “Egg Boy” with artworks being made in his image, and $100,000 is raised in order to help him “buy more eggs”.

Anning lost his seat in the next election, and his party was deregistered. He was declared bankrupt only a year later, and by 2021 authorities announced that they could no longer locate Anning, suspecting he had fled the country.

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arctic-hands

I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again

ryanthedemiboy

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.

ayellowbirds

If you are affected by this or other bans and restrictions in the United States, be aware that the Brooklyn Public Library is offering free digital library cards to anyone age 13-21 nationwide as part of their Books UnBanned initiative:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BOOOOOST

elfwreck

Seattle has joined them:

What in the hell