Tropico 3

Betty Boom is a total jerk

8.0/10

Luigi’s Mansion

you have the ability to hump things and chase ghosts. i love this game. 8/10

and can we talk about for a second just how much effort was put into this game

MAN it is so beautiful and there’s so much detail involved

i looked at a tree stump and there were little bugs crawling across it okay??

although i feel like with the companions, they just kind of pooped it into the game

the companions (I have Lydia and my sister has Jenassa) are FOREVER getting lost/being useless

they should have them just teleport to you every time you go through a door/get too far because i constantly find myself looking behind me, sighing, and then going back to find freakin Lydia

and i wish you could interact with them more, like learn more about them as you talk to them, but maybe that’s asking too much

Fable 3

“Fable 3 keeps glitching and being dumb” was saved in my title box

8.5/10

Dead Space 2

i truly and honestly do not understand the appeal

7.whatever/10

Left 4 Dead 2

Bayonetta

i feel like the point of this game is just to have a ridiculously good time/laugh

9.5/10

Final Fantasy XIII

too fucking long and i don’t really like Final Fantasy games 

7.5/10 i guess

Mass Effect 2

Garrus now has a cool scar and Tali is still cute

9.5/10

Mass Effect

your crosshair is a giant circle

9.5/10

Borderlands

Disappointing in some areas but look how much shit I’m collecting

8.5/10

okay this is the second game review I’m gonna do on this blog:

If you say anything bad about Bioshock I’ll probably kill you

11/10