oh, attention everyone!! Today is Amanda’s birthday! :)
Happy 25th birthday, Amanda!! Because it’s your special day, i’ll refrain from any “you’re old” jokes, but tomorrow, all bets are off. I love you, and I can’t wait to see you later! :)
my girlfriend
oh, attention everyone!! Today is Amanda’s birthday! :)
Happy 25th birthday, Amanda!! Because it’s your special day, i’ll refrain from any “you’re old” jokes, but tomorrow, all bets are off. I love you, and I can’t wait to see you later! :)
when i see that i have a text from Amanda i still get so excited
big sappy baby
my girlfriend is going to be mad when i tell her the dream i had last night
i’m postponing it to enjoy her affection a little longer
my tamagotchi is 3 yrs old and only 14 pounds
amanda’s is the same age but 24 pounds
is my tamagotchi malnourished? or is hers simply overfed?
more hard-hitting questions after the break
Amanda started tearing up over pictures of a corgi and a border collie
this is exactly why we date
Okay so today was the single greatest valentine’s day i have ever had!! if you hate valentine’s day or will hate me for talking about my valentine’s day, please ignore this post
FOUND IT
i fail to mention that Amanda SET UP A SCAVENGER HUNT FOR ME AT WORK with cute notes and at the end i found chocolate, and then she came through the doors with flowers
are you kidding me she is so fucking cute ew i hate her