opening night for my play is tonight
Damnit I’m nervous
I hardly ever go on Tumblr anymore
Because I’m doing things like SOCIALIZING with humans and EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES I even take showers and stuff I’m a new me
Just saw a sign
Gary’s Propane: We’ll fill “your” tank. Uhhh what do you mean
deadashistory: I’m in a death metal band called Pikachu This song is called Pikachu, and it’s from our debut EP Pikachu I don’t have the lyrics but they should be up in a day or so
Oh and he's painting the dean of my school
Heheh and he’s so funny maybe I’ll run away with him
In the presence of Mike Wimmer right now
He’s about to do a painting demo…god I can’t wait to shake his hand or vomit on his shoes in excitement, either or
libertarians: Interviewer: Black history month you find… Morgan Freeman: Ridiculous. Interviewer: Why? Morgan Freeman: You’re going to relegate my history to a month? Interviewer: Oh, come on. Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month? Interviewer: (pause) Well, I’m Jewish. Morgan Freeman: Okay. Which month is jewish history month? Interviewer:...
Katie has not stopped talking about blenders for...
Someone buy her a blender PLEASE
I have to walk to practice now
I actually did my hair today
I brushed it and EVERYTHING
fuckyeahgirlcrush replied to your post:I just got invited to audition for a zombie movie That sounds awesome Yeah, I might do it! It seems like it’d be fun so I’ll probably give it a shot.
but-for-the-grace replied to your post:This is one of the parts I can audition for you look purty to me
This is one of the parts I can audition for
“Gorgeous. Must be capable of an American accent and a Russian accent and everything in between the two. Russian accent doesn’t have to be accurate, can be over the top. Must be able to range from evil, to seductive, to slapstick comedy in the same scene.” But how do I determine if I’m gorgeous or not if no one is allowed to see my face
I just got invited to audition for a zombie movie
“a spoof of a 1950’s Zombie Movie. (Think Naked Gun meets 50’s Propaganda film meets 50’s Horror and you are on the right track.) “ uh what do i do
How are my cramps continuing into today
Is that normal S.O.S.
inothernews: cheia: Usher is Justin Bieber’s dad, right? Saturday Night Live, 36x17 Zach Galifianakis “Actually, they’re both from different countries.”
joshishollywood: The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 trailer has finally been released. I am going to CRY on opening weekend oh my god ; 3 ;
My neighbors just keep screaming over and over in...
Is this some sort of heritage party, I’m not sure I understand
joshishollywood: If you were born in the 90s, ...
When people play with my hair I try very hard to...
Me: I'm gonna start watching True Blood so I can see Anna Paquin naked
Katie: I'm going to kill you
Me: But...didn't you hear my reasoning behind it
Google Chrome users, go to any webpage and put...
My cramps have been terrible all day therefore I have done nothing today I have a project to finish tomorrow I have this particularly bad pain in my lower back and I go back to school on Monday. Simply put: I feel like a plastic bag
The black, afro-ed version of Ryan Renolds is in...
Some little old woman just tried to rip off one of...
Lady WHAT are you doing
You know what's great
White grape juice MAN