March 2011
opening night for my play is tonight
Damnit I’m nervous
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
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I hardly ever go on Tumblr anymore
Because I’m doing things like SOCIALIZING with humans and EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES I even take showers and stuff I’m a new me
Mar 27th
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Just saw a sign
Gary’s Propane: We’ll fill “your” tank. Uhhh what do you mean
Mar 21st
WatchWatch
deadashistory: I’m in a death metal band called Pikachu This song is called Pikachu, and it’s from our debut EP Pikachu I don’t have the lyrics but they should be up in a day or so
Mar 19th
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Oh and he's painting the dean of my school
Heheh and he’s so funny maybe I’ll run away with him
Mar 17th
In the presence of Mike Wimmer right now
He’s about to do a painting demo…god I can’t wait to shake his hand or vomit on his shoes in excitement, either or
Mar 17th
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
libertarians: Interviewer: Black history month you find… Morgan Freeman: Ridiculous. Interviewer: Why? Morgan Freeman: You’re going to relegate my history to a month? Interviewer: Oh, come on. Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month? Interviewer: (pause) Well, I’m Jewish. Morgan Freeman: Okay. Which month is jewish history month? Interviewer:...
Mar 15th
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Katie has not stopped talking about blenders for...
Someone buy her a blender PLEASE
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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I have to walk to practice now
Mar 14th
I actually did my hair today
I brushed it and EVERYTHING
Mar 14th
fuckyeahgirlcrush replied to your post:I just got invited to audition for a zombie movie That sounds awesome Yeah, I might do it! It seems like it’d be fun so I’ll probably give it a shot.
Mar 14th
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but-for-the-grace replied to your post:This is one of the parts I can audition for you look purty to me
Mar 14th
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This is one of the parts I can audition for
“Gorgeous. Must be capable of an American accent and a Russian accent and everything in between the two. Russian accent doesn’t have to be accurate, can be over the top. Must be able to range from evil, to seductive, to slapstick comedy in the same scene.” But how do I determine if I’m gorgeous or not if no one is allowed to see my face
Mar 14th
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I just got invited to audition for a zombie movie
“a spoof of a 1950’s Zombie Movie. (Think Naked Gun meets 50’s Propaganda film meets 50’s Horror and you are on the right track.) “ uh what do i do
Mar 14th
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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How are my cramps continuing into today
Is that normal S.O.S.
Mar 13th
Mar 13th
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WatchWatch
inothernews: cheia: Usher is Justin Bieber’s dad, right? Saturday Night Live, 36x17 Zach Galifianakis “Actually, they’re both from different countries.”
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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joshishollywood: The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 trailer has finally been released. I am going to CRY on opening weekend oh my god ; 3 ;
Mar 13th
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My neighbors just keep screaming over and over in...
Is this some sort of heritage party, I’m not sure I understand
Mar 13th
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Listenjoshishollywood: If you were born in the 90s, ...
Mar 13th
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When people play with my hair I try very hard to...
YES
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Me: I'm gonna start watching True Blood so I can see Anna Paquin naked
Katie: I'm going to kill you
Me: But...didn't you hear my reasoning behind it
Mar 13th
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Google Chrome users, go to any webpage and put...
futuresushi: h3y-d4v3: hotsauceonpizza: bubonickitten: bbbreakfast: skelephyxia: fuckyeahfrenchcroissants: javascript:var h='http://174.129.249.239/js/',i,n,ss=['http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js',h+'Renderables.js',h+'Game.js'];for(i=0;i<ss.length;i++){n=document.createElement("script");n.src=ss[i]+'?'+Date.now();document.head.appendChild(n);} r...
Mar 13th
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My cramps have been terrible all day therefore I have done nothing today I have a project to finish tomorrow I have this particularly bad pain in my lower back and I go back to school on Monday. Simply put: I feel like a plastic bag
Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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The black, afro-ed version of Ryan Renolds is in...
Cool
Mar 11th
Some little old woman just tried to rip off one of...
Lady WHAT are you doing
Mar 11th
Mar 10th
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You know what's great
White grape juice MAN
Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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