April 2010
March 2010
- Me: ..because we were talking about American Apparel..well, actually, it was abou-
- Kathleen: PEDICURES ON OUR TOES, TOES
- Me: ...
YOU’RE LUCKY THAT YOU’RE MAH BESFREN!!!11!! >:O
I’ve wanted to donate for the longest…but right after I signed up I was like “OHGODWHATAMIDOING!” Because I’ll admit, I’m a little nervous. I’m okay with needles and such, but still, to see all that blood come out of me…O_O
Oh well, I’m not gonna back down nao!!1!1!1 >:O
- Dad: What're you doing?
- Me: Cleaning out the fridge; mommy's food shopping and needs room.
- Dad: Oh, okay, good.
- Me: Your OTHER daughter was supposed to help me, but she refused.
- Dad: So kick her ass.
- OHHH, I didn't know it was that simple.
If you feel the need: http://formspring.me/coeshmoe
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but then lingered there for an extra, like, 30 seconds sniffing my hair. “I like how your head smells.” LOL O_O
Nine Inch Nails | Closer
I’m going to give @coeshmoe a lap dance to this ;) <33333
MAKES ME WEEP LIKE NO OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T____________________________________________________T
See?
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
“Daddy, I had a bad dream.”
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness—it’s 3:23.
“Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?”
“No, Daddy.”
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form…
Janine? O_O
-Liz Feldman
(Submitted by Sofia)
(via lgbtlaughs)Yeah tell me about it haha. I never knew so many people thought I was pretty.
So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?
If you’re being serious, that’s a bit creepy :l If not, OHEYOKAI.
is the shit, and I’m going to see her for the third time tonight! :’D And of course, Katie is goin’ with me :D So, I must sleep. Goodnight, and hope you’re having sweet dreams, monkey<3
Dory, Finding Nemo (via katx3suico)
True story.