December 2010
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WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU IS GOING TO GIVE YOU...
fuckyeahgirlcrush: I have a rabbit cemetery in my backyard with two buried rabbits. One of them died under my care. The flowers planted on top of their graves have died, while all the other plants are fine. This morning, there were rabbit prints in the snow. Two sets.  GOING STRAIGHT FROM THE GRAVES TO MY BACKDOOR.
Dec 1st
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November 2010
Going back to work
this is a cry for help
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
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That awkward moment when you find out that the 9...
lilydibello: I HATED THAT MOVIE. GAH. For Lela because I know how much she loves this movie
Nov 30th
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failbag: Today’s agenda eat play video games go to school come home eat play video games I’m so productive
Nov 30th
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DTF?
boygirlconvos:   Girl: I want to have sex with you. Boy: Orly? Girl: Yeah, but like, vaginally too. What is going on
Nov 30th
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Listenjoshishollywood: brixxxton: I Will Follow You...
Nov 30th
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My Boyfreind is the Best ;)
boygirlconvos: Girl:  O, bbe, I wanted these cute shoes so bad from Sears, but ugghh Boy: wut’s wrong bb? Girl: I have no $$$ :’( :’( Boy: how much are they, bb? Girl: lyke $30, so kinna expensive Boy: send me pix Girl: lol, of me? y? Boy: lol, id lyke those 2, but i meant the shoes! LOL Girl: LOL, wut 4? Boy: bby, u kno id kill 4 u, so i got no problem stealing some shoes, LOL Girl:...
Nov 29th
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My Xbox is whispering to me so I'm gonna go play...
I’LL BE BACK
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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My professor requires that for every artwork we...
So I’m sitting here sketching and my mom and sister keep saying that it’s silly of me to do a sketch. “Why don’t you just do it on the final paper? Isn’t that too detailed? You’re wasting time. That’s silly. You know what you’re gonna do anyway. Are you just gonna take that and paste it onto the bigger paper? It’ll look dumb if you do that,...
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Peanut butter and jelly: some good shit
Dad: Coey, what did you have to eat?
Me: Peanut butter and jelly.
Dad: Peanut butter and jelly! Damn! That's some good shit!
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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deadashistory: bringing this back just ‘cause (via deadashistory) based
Nov 28th
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ipso-facto: woundedsatellite-: jademonet: I want to be best friends with that man. Can’t. Control. Myself.  /facepalm /shake head best thing on the internet 
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Different Strokes For Different Folks
joshishollywood: Your child has been abducted! Angelina Jolie School Of Thought: Cry lots and lots and lots and lots Liam Neeson School Of Thought: Kill everyone ever Liam Neeson is my real dad
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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justhelpsyousee: iknowyoufeelittoo: dounyapetunia: happyharry: disorders: likeadoll: fireking: The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather. nothing more needs be said This is actually the greatest video I’ve ever seen. MY CHILDHOOD AND CURRENT OBSESSIONS COLLIDING. I CAN’T RN. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT TOO GREAT. OH MY WORD...
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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My laptop just landed on my neck
ow
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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fuckyeahbioshock: OH SHI-
Nov 27th
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People that are not funny:
You Your friends You and your friends
Nov 27th
OPEN PAINT, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DRAW A CAT
fuckyeahgirlcrush: bigtunahalpert: amoreinfinito: mrsmichaelscott: caetear: boobsmcgee: letyourknickersdown: hoargasm: jeffcunningham: peaceloveharrypotter: just-here: keepondreamingbitch: j33zy: -b0nfires: togepenis: slgw: Here’s mine OK   Those ears th0. i don’t know but i only drew a head…………… what the fuck did I draw? LMFAO...
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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 dealanexmachina replied to your post:I have never seen a Thanksgiving turkey being prepared before… Depends on how big the turkey is and how you are cooking it. For a lot of turkeys, prepping it a day or two in advance is standard Seriously?! That’s nuts, it’s like this days-long affair! Well, now I know. Thanksgiving turkey is a big deal, you guise! You always help me when...
Nov 24th
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I have never seen a Thanksgiving turkey being...
Is it customary to do it two days before? Cause my dad is doing it right now…
Nov 24th
comedy-and-tragedy: coeshmoe replied to your post: Gay-Straight-Bi? Is it me? HOW’D YOU KNOW?! lmao i love you dude. I’m very intuitive. And I love you too! <33
Nov 24th
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My dad got a little bit of pizza grease on his...
So he poured ginger ale on it thinking it would lift the stain? All he did was give himself a big ginger ale stain…
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Why can't you give tests in a zoo?
Because there are cheetahs.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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lifeisshortloveissweet: shumbodynamedharry: Hmmm… Dianna got some mechanical work done…and a voice change… Hahahahaha. Very interesting new voice. Sounds like someone familiar. Why…is Dianna so pretty..
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
I got my phone back!
I wish I had the .gif of the otter wiggling with the fish, but this will do for now:
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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