February 2010
January 2010
OMG I LOVE ALL THIS HAIR STUFF ON MY DASHBOARD.
walking-in-space:
suchapity:
walking-in-space:
favorite song from hair anyone???
You Have Such Beautiful- Hair.
lmfao<3
rofl i love you.
I LOLed.
Happeh :D
I get to see Katie todaaaaay :) I’m so excited :D <3
Oh, and a shout out to mah bes fran…I loff you, dinosaur!<3
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Omegle attempt #2...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever taken SUCH a big shit that you just feel, like, 20 pounds lighter afterwards?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I guess I’m bad at this..
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So I decided to try out Omegle, see what all the...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: plzz
You: Hello! 18, girl, NJ
Stranger: 18
Stranger: male…
Stranger: horny…wat bout u ??
You: I’m gay :)
Stranger: but u hve written girl der…
You: Yes I did. So, lesbian, let’s say!
Stranger: ohkk….
Stranger: can i c u naked??
Stranger: actually m...
Chloe the color changing dog.
Kat: Oh, she's ready to sleep.
Me: How do you know?
Kat: She's turning pink.
Me: WHAT?
Kat: She turns pink when she's about to sleep.
Me: What? Where?
Kat: See her mouth?
Me: Oh...it's pink...
Kat: Yep!
Me: Why's it do that?! That's so weird!
Kat: I dunno, I guess her body temperature goes up or something?
Me: COOL.
when i say ipad i feel like i'm saying ipod in a...
(via walking-in-space)
LOL I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. Twins.
Katie called me an idiot
Me: Who's Avery?
Katie (High pitched voice): Only the most amazing boy on the planetttt
*Is ded*
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A conversation between myself and a customer. Part...
Customer (A fiesty little filipino woman with an accent EY! Miss, excuse me!
Me (Slightly startled that she was so aggressive when addressing me): Oh, hi, can I help you find something?
Customer (holding a Transformers toy): Hi. Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure, go right ahead.
Customer: Okay. I'm going to ask you about this toy. What is the story of it?
Me: The story of it? Well, it's from the movie Transformers, these are the robots that are apart of the fallen army. The second movie revolves around them.
Customer: Oh. Hm. Okay. They are popular?
Me: Mmhm, fairly popular, yes.
Customer: Aha. You have any more?
Me: Yeah, come this way, I'll show you.
*I walk over to the spot as she follows*
Me: Here they are, ma'am.
Customer: Ah, okay so t-- You know. I was watching you as you were walking. The way your hips move, I like it. You have a natural, like, ah, sway with them. It's cute.
Me (Like WTF mate): OH. Well, uhm, thank you?
Customer: Mmhm. Yes. So about this toy...
Aaaaand the rest is not very necessary, she left soon after that. Thank you, little asian lady. I can walk confidently now...I guess..
A conversation between myself and a customer.
Customer (no accent or indication that she was foreign): Hi, would you be able to help me with something?
Me: Sure, whaddaya need?
Customer: Could you show me where you have your creeb sheets?
Me: I'm sorry, what did you need?
Customer: Creeb sheets, where would they be in the store?
Me: Creeb sheets?
Customer: Yeah, where would they be?
Me: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what a creeb sheet is...could you describe it?
Customer: A creeb sheet..you lay it in a baby's bed?
Monica (the co-worker standing next to me): YOU MEAN A CRIB?!
She meant a crib. HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT WRONG? Gave me a laugh, at least.
---LMFAO OH COE!
SPEAKING of filipino. Ima post another conversation right now! You'll like it.
I don't think I'm heading in the right direction.
I’m meant for something bigger.
So Valentine's day is close.
katx3suico:
and I don’t care :).
I’m probably just going to be my own Valentine and book my self a spa day at Bliss<3! Then plan a lovely dinner with all my close single friends :).
I though I was your valentine! :((((
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People are rude.
*I'm fixing up an aisle in the store*
Little brat: Daddy, lemmie out of the carriage!
Douche dad: In a second, honey, wait.
Little brat: WHY? I wanna go out now!
Douche dad: Wait till the lady finishes fixing the aisle.
Little brat: Why?
Douche dad: So you can just mess it up again when she's done.
....* I walk away in disgust*
Today was weird
and I had so many ups and downs o_O
http://www.formspring.me/coeshmoe
I start college tomorrow o_o
o_o
And my girlfriend’s cute<3 :)
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A conversation between myself and a customer.
Customer (no accent or indication that she was foreign): Hi, would you be able to help me with something?
Me: Sure, whaddaya need?
Customer: Could you show me where you have your creeb sheets?
Me: I'm sorry, what did you need?
Customer: Creeb sheets, where would they be in the store?
Me: Creeb sheets?
Customer: Yeah, where would they be?
Me: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what a creeb sheet is...could you describe it?
Customer: A creeb sheet..you lay it in a baby's bed?
Monica (the co-worker standing next to me): YOU MEAN A CRIB?!
She meant a crib. HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT WRONG? Gave me a laugh, at least.
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UPDATE
So, I replied to him via text message in reference to his invite to the movies:
“Hey, about tomorrow. I’m glad that you thought to invite me and all, but like I said, I have a girlfriend. And she and I aren’t comfortable with the whole thing. Especially since my girlfriend is upset about it..I’d rather just stick to seeing each other at work.”
And he replied:
...
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My stalker from work just called me and invited me to the movies with him tomorrow. HELP. ME. I keep trying to give him the hint to go away..and he knows about Katie! How do I make him go away? HALP. >_OOOO
I'm a big kid now?
Sooo I start college on Tuesday o_o
And at first, I wasn’t excited. It was just a whatever thing. I’m not going where I wanna go, I didn’t know what I was gonna be doing. But yesterday, I met with my guidance lady, and now…I’ve gotta say, I sucked it up, and I’m kind of excited. So excited, in fact, that right then and there I declared my major o_o For those of...
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I feel very pretty
because I’m lounging on my bed in my bra, and it’s holding up my boobs really well. Funny how a simple hike of boobage can make me feel so much better…I suppose it’s because normally I’m practically kicking my boobs when I walk ‘cause they’re so heavy and low…GUESS WHO’S GONNA GET A BREAST LIFT!? ;DDDD (Ahem, that’d be me.)
i hayte
mah girlfran!!!!!11!!!
YA LAUGHIN AT ME
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s...”
– Ellen DeGeneres (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
I figgen love Ellen<333
stolen from nicole. this is the creepiest thing...
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